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If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
If you are a bear, you birth your children, (who are the size of walnuts), while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, but cuddly cubs,
I could definitely deal with that.
If you are a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.
If you are a bear, your mate expects that you will wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup , I want to be a bear.
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